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"The answer is simple. I am the eventuality of an anomaly. I am inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. Grotesquery?... No?... What about, contingent affirmation?... Thats gotta mean somethin..."

Ok so I'm odd. I have around 900 movies and quote/reference them often. I am nostalgic about movies the way others are about music. I have five tattoos with two being absorbed into a sleeve fairly soon. I am very cynical, but only in the most hilarious of ways. I find that self deprecation (and many other forms of such) can be the most honest and entertaining form of comedy as long as it is delivered in an obviously sarcastic manner. Despite my rampant cynicism, I am also an optimist. I have no patience or tolerance for 'end of the world' type personalities. This has made it tough since I moved from Chicago. It seems like all the rednecks think that the Taliban is in their backyard and Obama is actually Bin Laden himself and is somehow more powerful than the people that really own and run this country. We have survived far worse and will continue to do so.

I love games. Not the dating variety. Rather board games, video games, dice games, card games, darts, pool, bowling or anything else that is fun. Even if I'm bad at something, I still have a good time with it and never turn it down. I am competitive, but again only as it relates to fun, laughter, and just making things more interesting.

I generally have control of my filter and my mute button depending on who I'm talking to, but I get along best with those that have a deep and twisted sense of humor. It generally takes me longer than most to start feeling a connection with someone because I have found that people initially show me what they want me to see.

Lastly I can say that I have also learned to recognize when someone is more interested in being with SOMEONE even if it's not the RIGHT one. If you find any of this interesting or you are just in the mood for witty banter feel free to message me. I have no agenda for sites like this other than just putting myself out there.

Scorpio

Average

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Divorced

No

Yes

Calves

Visible Tattoo

Dark Brown

Dog

No

College Degree

Full-time

Administrative / Management

Project Administrator

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

Alone, With Pet(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - Trying To Quit

Yes - Socially

Average Joe

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

Exercising, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Theater, Travel, Playing Cards

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

Generally I just meet someone for coffee/tea/drinks and conversation first to see if there is mutual attraction/chemistry. I would say 80% of the time the person had posted old/inaccurate photos or was otherwise putting up a facade online that doesn't hold up. I still go in optimistic every time.

Skydiving. I am not good with heights in general, but I think I could go through with it. Maybe this summer.

Friendly, Obscure, Goofy

Not Religious

Never

Middle Of The Road

To be happy.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller

Rap, Rock, Punk

News, History, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Satire

Roller coasters, bars, sports, drinks, darts, pool, bags, eating out (giggity), board games, card games, dice games, BBQs, concerts, ping pong, video games, movies...I have fun pretty much anywhere doing anything, especially with the right person.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

The most important trait is a witty/oddball sense of humor. Someone who can crack jokes, poke fun, and find the comedy in any situation. Physically I like women who are at least physically proportionate/in decent shape. I'm not skinny, but I lift/exercise 4-5 days a week. Not for aesthetics, but as a former athlete it makes me feel good.

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date