Английский

"The answer is simple. I am the eventuality of an anomaly. I am inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. Grotesquery?... No?... What about, contingent affirmation?... Thats gotta mean somethin..."

Ok so I'm odd. I have around 900 movies and quote/reference them often. I am nostalgic about movies the way others are about music. I have five tattoos with two being absorbed into a sleeve fairly soon. I am very cynical, but only in the most hilarious of ways. I find that self deprecation (and many other forms of such) can be the most honest and entertaining form of comedy as long as it is delivered in an obviously sarcastic manner. Despite my rampant cynicism, I am also an optimist. I have no patience or tolerance for 'end of the world' type personalities. This has made it tough since I moved from Chicago. It seems like all the rednecks think that the Taliban is in their backyard and Obama is actually Bin Laden himself and is somehow more powerful than the people that really own and run this country. We have survived far worse and will continue to do so.

I love games. Not the dating variety. Rather board games, video games, dice games, card games, darts, pool, bowling or anything else that is fun. Even if I'm bad at something, I still have a good time with it and never turn it down. I am competitive, but again only as it relates to fun, laughter, and just making things more interesting.

I generally have control of my filter and my mute button depending on who I'm talking to, but I get along best with those that have a deep and twisted sense of humor. It generally takes me longer than most to start feeling a connection with someone because I have found that people initially show me what they want me to see.

Lastly I can say that I have also learned to recognize when someone is more interested in being with SOMEONE even if it's not the RIGHT one. If you find any of this interesting or you are just in the mood for witty banter feel free to message me. I have no agenda for sites like this other than just putting myself out there.

Скорпион

Среднее

177 см

Коричневые

Белый европеец/кавказец

В разводе

Нет

Да

Лодыжки

Видимые тату

Шатен

Собака

Нет

Средне-специальное

Полный рабочий день

Администрация/Менеджмент

Project Administrator

от $45,000USD до $59,999USD

Один/одна, С домашними животными

Все очень спокойно

Да, бросаю

Да, в компаниях

Ничего особенного

Наблюдательное, Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное, Свободное

Упражнения, Спорт, Учеба, Музыка, ТВ, Фильмы, Интернет, Игры, Клубы/Бары, Ужин, Театр, Путешествия, Игра в карты

Тусовки с друзьями, Пробовать новое, Фильмы, Расслабление, Спать, Клубы / Бары, Выпить, Видеоигры, Пойду на концерт, Пойду в музей

Generally I just meet someone for coffee/tea/drinks and conversation first to see if there is mutual attraction/chemistry. I would say 80% of the time the person had posted old/inaccurate photos or was otherwise putting up a facade online that doesn't hold up. I still go in optimistic every time.

Skydiving. I am not good with heights in general, but I think I could go through with it. Maybe this summer.

Сама дружелюбность, Со странностями, Немного "того"

Не религиозен/религиозна

Никогда

To be happy.

Умный, Сарказм, Сама дружелюбность, Немного "того", Со странностями, Фарс, Вульгарный(ая), Садистский

Мультфильмы, Документальное кино, Драма, Ситкомы, Фильмы, Спорт, Записи

Экшн, Научная фантастика, Комедии, Драмы, Семья, Анимация, Ужасы, Триллеры

Рэп, Рок, Панк

Новости, История, Ужасы, Юмор, Философия, Сатира

Roller coasters, bars, sports, drinks, darts, pool, bags, eating out (giggity), board games, card games, dice games, BBQs, concerts, ping pong, video games, movies...I have fun pretty much anywhere doing anything, especially with the right person.

Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Сопереживание, Смелость, Спонтанность, Кокетство, Остроумие, Внимание

The most important trait is a witty/oddball sense of humor. Someone who can crack jokes, poke fun, and find the comedy in any situation. Physically I like women who are at least physically proportionate/in decent shape. I'm not skinny, but I lift/exercise 4-5 days a week. Not for aesthetics, but as a former athlete it makes me feel good.

Интернет друг, Друг, Свидание