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Sarcastic Random Beach Lover
Age 58 From Portland, Oregon -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Well, these things are always fun to fill out. I haven't been on this site in it seems like forever. But I figured I'd give it a shot and see how much the online personals world has changed (or not) in 4 years. I'm 49, twice married/divorced, no kids. I work as a caregiver. I have no kids but may (or may) not want them someday. I live in the Vancouver/Portland area. I have over 300 tattoos and several piercings in various places. I'm prolly the most sarcastic guy you'll ever meet. Some people get my sense of humor and don't - which is fine by me. I'm very random and I tend be extremely ADDish. I'm very a very extroverted/TYPE A kinda guy. My philosophy has always been we have only one life and we should make the most of it. Learn from you mistakes and do your very best and go on living. You know the old saying: Live like you're dying because tomorrow might actually really be your last day. I like to take advantage of everything life has to offer and have the most joy and fun possible. I'm a Democrat but I'm definitely more moderate than anything else. I love reading, history, poetry, English literature, swimming, keeping fit, walking ,exercise, movies, music, gardening, cleaning/laundry(yes, it's true), dining out, cooking, television, good conversation, computers, smartphones, technology, cuddling, the ocean/beach, anything outdoors, road trips, travelling, zoos, libraries, philosophy, physics, science, tattoos, piercings. I'm really into the Simpsons, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, metal, punk, alt, indie, classic country and whatever else suits my fancy at the time. My favorite candy is Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and Burgerville is my fave local restaurant. I don't like rude people. I don't like people who are overbearing, obnoxious, selfish, self centered and anybody who does drugs or smokes, please avoid me. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs and never have. Not my thing and never will be. Life is full of beauty and treasures around every corner and I don't need substances to numb me or make me happy. Science is my religion and nachos are the best...Yum! |
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Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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My Height Is | 5' 8 (1.73 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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Body Art | Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Bald |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
More about him
How many tattoos do you have? | 5+ |
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How many tattoos do you want your partner to have? | 1 to 2 |
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What is your favorite tattoo? | My entire neck |
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What will your next tattoo be? | Prolly Public Enemy logo and a Jewish star |
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Are your tattoos hidden? | Yes |
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How old were you when you got your first tattoo? | 22-30 years old |
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Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off? | No |
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Do you have any tattoos you regret? | No |
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How do you feel about facial tattoos? | I like it |
Status
My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Medical / Health |
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My Job Title Is | Caregiver |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $45,000USD To $59,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | No |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | A perfect date would be something casual like meeting at a coffee shop or an outdoor cafe or maybe a restaurant on the waterfront. Something that is stress free and relaxing. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Bungee jumping. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Goofy |
Views
My Religion Is | Atheist |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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My Goal In Life Is | I'd love to travel the world and eventually own a beautifu house on the beach somewhere. I'm very much an ocean/beach/outdoors lover. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Getting through this profile set-up |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence |
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What Do You Look For? | I'm really attracted to somebody who is their own person and who is comfortabl with who they are. A sense of humor, intelligence, being talkative and eclectic are good qualities to have. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date, Committed |