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Theembalmer Profile Information

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Age 35 From Phoenix, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am 23, I am educated, hilarious, generous, loving, caring, hard headed, loyal to a fault, eccentric, nerdy, passionate, vulgar, and confident. I don't deal with narcissists well or bullies. I would rather honesty over having my feelings spared any day. Even though it is cliche I am not your everyday, run of the mill, girl on the street.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Hispanic/latino, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
I take care of rich people
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Family, Internet, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Seriously sushi and tag would be great.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Riding a dirt bike, or snow boarding, or skate boarding.... but alas I am not very balanced.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To make an impact, even in the smallest of ways, and to live happy.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Folk, Jazz, Latin, Metal, New age, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Romance, Supernatural, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sushi and tag!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Ideally my perfect man would be gigantic, decently fit, tattooed, easy on the eyes, loyal, kind, passionate, intelligent, funny, comfortable with himself, confident, intimidating (it makes no sense but hey)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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